Doritos chips are delicious. Don’t take my word for it, my taste buds offer direct feedback on this analysis and they never lie. It doesn’t matter the flavor, as the chance to crunch down on a single chip and wish away all the world while I savor the taste is a mouthful of delight I love to have. Yep, it’s safe to say I am a huge Doritos fan and I will parade around the room with a bag in my hands letting the world know.
It’s also safe to suggest that Doritos chips are a beloved snack in America. People love buying a bag and eating a few chips every time they can. Of course, this snack is perfect for picnics, the big games, with sandwiches and for a quick snack in-between meals.
So how do you know if you are an official Doritos fan? Technically, there is no official status, but unofficially we can offer a few pointers. If you see Doritos bags popping up behind your boss as you are being scolded, you might be a Doritos fan. If you make a tiny hole in a Doritos chip — before you eat them and look through it to get a new perspective — you might be a fan. And finally, if you think everything is better with Doritos, you are definitely a fan. If you feel any of these symptoms coming on, we remind you that the only thing you can do is buy a bag and sit down to enjoy. No need to panic as the feelings will pass after you enjoy the first couple of bites.
Extra chips in your cupboard? Feeling the need to share? Well, use our digits and let us take those yummy triangle delights off your hands. That’s what friends are for, right?